Job Posting

Title: personal assistant

details: light housekeeping, some cooking, nanny duties, organizing, driving the kids, picking up the kids, painting, drywall, framing, plumbing, massage therapy, hypnotherapy, psychic advising, fencing, gardening, mowing the lawn, roofing, tiling, decking, furniture moving, grocery shopping, dog walking, picking up the dog poop, garbage detail, dish washing, carpentry, masonry, welding, electrical, entertaining the children and getting them to stop trying to mutilate each other, office clerk, book-keeping, hairdressing. manicurist, dog grooming, reading stories, laundry, all while my wife and I check in from somewhere in barbados. Additional duties may be added without warning or indeed without actually telling you until it is too late.

Note: this is a volunteer position and will be extremely rewarding once you see how blissfully happy I become.